This short... Due to the funny part between Jesse and Nick.
 
 

The door bell rings.

"I'M COMING," shouted Miley, sarcastically.

Miley opens the door, to find...

"What's up? Bitch," said Selena, " so are ya gonna 

let me in? or what?"
"Why did you come here?" asked Miley, mad at 

Selena.
"Well.. I just want to know. Why you said that I'm 

a lesbo to my BFFL?" interrigated Selena.
"You're BFFL is now. My BFFL, bitch."
"Excuse me!" exclaimed Selena.
"You heard me," she said, in a demand to get 

Selena to leave.

Selena slaps Miley across the face.

"Bitch," Miley replied to the slap. She grabs Selena by the hair and wiggles her head around hard.

Selena rips Miley's backlace off her heck and body. While, Jesse and Nick talks to each other about stuffs. 

A/N: Selena and Miley are both still fighting at this point.

"So, who did you knocked up?" Jesse asked Nick.
"The girl with the bra, you?" Nick replies to Jesse's question.
"The girl , who just got kneed on the mouth," said Jesse, "WHAT? Miley, what did you do?"

Selena falls on the floor, coughing up blood. She keeps on coughing and starts to vomit on the floor. Miley kicks Selena on the belly.

"MILEY!" shouted Nick.
"What I'm making her vomit even more."
"That's enough."
"Well.. She started it."
"No! She didn't you did," noted Nick.
"Y'all enjoy you're full pathetic lives," pawned Miley.

Jesse pickes up Miley off the floor, carries her over to the door and...